Rules:
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you.
Tag 3 people.
++1.) Your name?
Melanie
An awesome girl who likes to be ghetto, and pulls it off even when white. Generally pretty.
(I knew it.
++2.) Your age?
21
The age at which one is finally considered human.
(Human at last - what an achievement!)
++3.) One of your friends?
Christin
Christin does not mean a christian it means a spontaneous female with a smile worth a million bucks and a body that goes with it.
(What a charming definition, but it fits.)
++4.) What should you be doing?
university stuff
Once a mechanism whereby smart people could raise themselves above humble beginnings and obtain a worthwhile qualification indicating a high probability of being employable. Now a complete con to get kids with high hopes into insurmountable amounts of debt before they even think about buying a house.. then they discover that the job they trained for was entirely fictitious, and they'll have to take any job they can get. At this point, they realise they should have gone into benefit fraud and drug dealing like all their "stupid" friends, who now have houses, cars and big screen TVs.
(*gulp*)
++5.) Favorite color?
turquoise
A blend of blue and green, In holistic medicine, the color turquoise purportedly has a calming effect on patients, and is particularly used to treat patients prone to panic attacks or mania. To a lesser degree, mainstream psychiatric hospitals also use turquoise and other light shades of blue and green to calm patients by painting the walls in these colors. Turquoise is perceived by most people as the coldest of all colors.
(Can you feel the calm?)
++6.) Birthplace?
My birthplace isn't defined, so I take "Germany" instead.
Great cars, great beer, great guns (Heckler und Koch ring a bell?) Great ally of the United States. Defeated in two world wars, but due to a few mistakes. Was divided in half, with Berlin (which was in East Germany) also divided in half. Used to be Nazi Germany, before that the Weimar Republic, before that the German Empire, before that the Holy Roman Empire, before that the German Confederation... etc.
(I absolutely agree with the beer statement.)
++7.) Month of your birth?
July
A month when mostly the hottest girls are born.
(I think that's what it always says, no matter which month you're looking up.)
++8.) Last person you talked to
Ulrike
A girl with a super hot ass.
(I'm gonna tell her tomorrow, "Ulli, guess what urbandictionary said about you!")
++9.) One of your nicknames?
Mel
a cool tomboy girl, usually short for Melissa or Melony. she likes to hang with the boys and often doesn't have many girl-friends. hot. girl-nextdoor type that anyone would like to spend their life with.
(Aww, now if that ain't nice ...
Alright, I tag
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